Expensive & Homosexual Baby Tee

$30.00
The Expensive & Homosexual Baby Tee is bold, playful, and just a little bit chaotic — in the best way. It’s the kind of piece that says exactly who you are without you having to say a word.

With its statement graphic and Y2K-inspired fit, this tee is made for serving looks while embracing your queer identity unapologetically.

Printed on a Gildan 5000B tee, it delivers that iconic early-2000s baby tee silhouette — slightly fitted, effortlessly flattering, and perfect for styling with cargos, denim, or your favorite mini.

Whether you're heading to Pride, brunch, a night out, or just living your best expensive life, this one does all the talking for you.

Customization

Personalize your tee with:

• Your preferred font color
• Choose from the color options shown in the product photos

If no color is selected, the design will be printed in the default color shown.

Features

Gildan 5000B baby tee
100% cotton
Fitted, Y2K-inspired silhouette
Lightweight, everyday fabric
Bold front graphic: “Expensive & Homosexual”
Classic crew neckline

Perfect For

Pride outfits
Queer fashion lovers
Gay pride celebrations
Y2K aesthetic looks
Fun, statement-making gifts

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not bleach

 

 XSSMLXL
Width, in16.1416.9318.1118.9020.08
Length, in20.4722.0523.6225.2026.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in13.3914.1715.3516.1417.32
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.00

 

 
 
 
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The Expensive & Homosexual Baby Tee is bold, playful, and just a little bit chaotic — in the best way. It’s the kind of piece that says exactly who you are without you having to say a word.

With its statement graphic and Y2K-inspired fit, this tee is made for serving looks while embracing your queer identity unapologetically.

Printed on a Gildan 5000B tee, it delivers that iconic early-2000s baby tee silhouette — slightly fitted, effortlessly flattering, and perfect for styling with cargos, denim, or your favorite mini.

Whether you're heading to Pride, brunch, a night out, or just living your best expensive life, this one does all the talking for you.

Customization

Personalize your tee with:

• Your preferred font color
• Choose from the color options shown in the product photos

If no color is selected, the design will be printed in the default color shown.

Features

Gildan 5000B baby tee
100% cotton
Fitted, Y2K-inspired silhouette
Lightweight, everyday fabric
Bold front graphic: “Expensive & Homosexual”
Classic crew neckline

Perfect For

Pride outfits
Queer fashion lovers
Gay pride celebrations
Y2K aesthetic looks
Fun, statement-making gifts

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not bleach

 

 XSSMLXL
Width, in16.1416.9318.1118.9020.08
Length, in20.4722.0523.6225.2026.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in13.3914.1715.3516.1417.32
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.00