If Being Gay Was a Choice Baby Tee

$30.00

A little unhinged, a little iconic— the If Being Gay Was a Choice Baby Tee says exactly what we’re all thinking. With its rainbow graphic and clean, meme-inspired energy, it blends soft nostalgia with just the right amount of queer humor.

Designed to feel effortless but still make a statement, it’s the kind of top you’ll throw on for Pride, festivals, coffee runs, or just existing loudly and confidently.

The fitted Y2K silhouette gives it that early 2000s feel—snug, slightly cropped, and super flattering. Pair it with low-rise jeans, cargos, or a mini skirt for the full vibe.

Features

Gildan 5000B baby tee
100% cotton
Fitted, Y2K-inspired silhouette
Lightweight, everyday fabric
Front graphic: “If being gay was a choice I’d be gayer”
Classic crew neckline

Perfect For

Pride outfits
Queer fashion lovers
Festival looks
Y2K aesthetic outfits
Everyday statement pieces

Fit Note

This is a youth-fit tee intentionally chosen to achieve a true Y2K baby tee look.

It runs:
• Fitted
• Slightly cropped
• True to size for a snug fit

Size up if you want a more relaxed fit.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not bleach

 XSSMLXL
Width, in16.1416.9318.1118.9020.08
Length, in20.4722.0523.6225.2026.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in13.3914.1715.3516.1417.32
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.00

 

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A little unhinged, a little iconic— the If Being Gay Was a Choice Baby Tee says exactly what we’re all thinking. With its rainbow graphic and clean, meme-inspired energy, it blends soft nostalgia with just the right amount of queer humor.

Designed to feel effortless but still make a statement, it’s the kind of top you’ll throw on for Pride, festivals, coffee runs, or just existing loudly and confidently.

The fitted Y2K silhouette gives it that early 2000s feel—snug, slightly cropped, and super flattering. Pair it with low-rise jeans, cargos, or a mini skirt for the full vibe.

Features

Gildan 5000B baby tee
100% cotton
Fitted, Y2K-inspired silhouette
Lightweight, everyday fabric
Front graphic: “If being gay was a choice I’d be gayer”
Classic crew neckline

Perfect For

Pride outfits
Queer fashion lovers
Festival looks
Y2K aesthetic outfits
Everyday statement pieces

Fit Note

This is a youth-fit tee intentionally chosen to achieve a true Y2K baby tee look.

It runs:
• Fitted
• Slightly cropped
• True to size for a snug fit

Size up if you want a more relaxed fit.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not bleach

 XSSMLXL
Width, in16.1416.9318.1118.9020.08
Length, in20.4722.0523.6225.2026.38
Sleeve length (from center back), in13.3914.1715.3516.1417.32
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.00