Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife Tee

For the bride who isn’t interested in subtlety.

The Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife Tee is made for wedding weekends, bachelorette trips, and every moment leading up to “I do.” Equal parts funny and sentimental, it’s the kind of piece that turns heads and ends up in half your wedding photos.

The back features the unapologetic “Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife” graphic, while the front is customized with your name and wedding date — turning the shirt into a wearable memory from one of the best days of your life.

Printed on a Comfort Colors® garment-dyed tee, it has that perfectly broken-in feel from the very first wear. The relaxed fit makes it easy to throw on with jeans, biker shorts, or pajamas during getting-ready moments with your favorite people.

Whether you're celebrating your engagement, planning your wedding weekend, or surprising your future wife with something a little chaotic and very gay — this one delivers.

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Customization

Personalize the front of the tee with:

• Your name (Example: Mx. Blair, Mrs. Blair, etc)
• Your wedding year (Example: Est. 2024)
• Your preferred font color

Choose any font color from the color chart shown in the product photos.
If no color is entered, the design will be printed in the default color shown in the images.

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Features

Comfort Colors® garment-dyed T-shirt
100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, lived-in feel
Relaxed unisex fit
Custom front print (name + wedding date)
Bold back graphic: “Somebody’s Gay Ass Wife”
Short sleeves + classic crew neckline

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Perfect For

Lesbian brides
Bachelorette weekends
Wedding morning getting-ready outfits
Queer bridal gifts
Honeymoon travel
Engagement celebrations

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Care

Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on design
Do not dry clean